I live in Colorado with my husband Metal Pig, our son Evil Genius (“EG”) and, for some reason, two Dalmatianesque dogs. One of my dreams is to show a respectable return on the investment I put into growing food in our suburban yard. We love plants but eat them too. I use grandiose terms when describing my garden, like “crops” and “nitrogen levels” but it’s too small to be a farm. Maybe one day I’ll hitch a miniature horse to a tiny plow and take out the turf grass in the front yard to make room for growing grains.